Yesterday I was thinking about how I need a slogan. I want to be *known* for something and even though I get about 1,000 searches a month on the term “douche-bag”, I can hardly lay claim to it being my slogan. I just overuse it, which is not the same thing. It all comes back to me needing a slogan. The thing is, I’m having trouble choosing one. So, as in all my major life choices, I’m turning to you, my gorgeous readers for guidance. Here are a few I’ve been bouncing around inside my noggin.
It’s all muppets and tampons. This gem was given to me by none other than Clay from EduClaytion.com. He rules. Also, this may be the best description of my blog I’ve ever heard.
I should be embarrassed, but I’m not. It’s funny because it’s true.
Where ghost hunting meets feminism. I’m not even sure what that means but it seems like a pretty good explanation of my blog.
I got your crazy right here. It kind of sounds like something De Niro would say.
I shake it your way. I’ll admit it, this is a line from one of my favorite songs, but it also totally applies.
Anyway, that’s what I’ve been thinking about, you know, when I haven’t been trying to save the world using only a paperclip and a scrunchie. What do you, my genius and never-erring readers think? Any other suggestions? Because I fully recognize that you guys are about a gajillion times funnier than me.