So, I’m shopping with my friend Mary yesterday and one of the male salespeople walks up to me and then this happened. For real y’all.
Salesperson: Just so you know, everything in the store is 40% off.
Me: Oh! Thanks!
Salesperson: And in case you were wondering, I’m 15% off or best offer. (winks at me)
Me: Well. Ok. Good to know?
It’s pretty obvious that is one of the best pick-up lines of all time. Certainly not the most effective, but definitely awesome. As soon as he walked away, I walked over to Mary and was like “Yes! This guy just wrote a blog for me.”
And *that’s* why you go shopping.