Eavesdropping On Celebrities

Yesterday I mentioned the guys I would include in my bro-mmunity if I were a boy. The lucky few are Ryan Gosling, Alexander Skarsgard, Alan Alda, Djimon Hounsou, Gael Garcia Bernal, Gaspard Ulliel, Jason Segel, Ed Helms, and Aziz Ansari. Apparently, TheByronicMan (a guy so nice they named him twice, but no really y’all, his blog is great) had a difficult time imagining what these bros would talk about so I decided to write an imaginary conversation that I imaginary overheard them having.

Ryan Gosling: Hey guys.

Alexander Skarsgard: Hej.

Alan Alda: Hiya!

Djimon Hounsou: (Nods his head subtly yet oh so elegantly in recognition)

Gael Garcia Bernal: Hola!

Gaspard Ulliel: Bonjour.

Jason Segel: Hi guys. 

Ed Helms: Hi!

Aziz Ansari: What up playas!?

……………..

Ryan, Alexander, Alan, Djimon, Gael, Gaspard, Jason, Ed, Aziz: Ummmmmmm…………

Alright. Fair point ByronicMan. You win this round.

I guess I have to separate my bro-mmunity into subdivisions. Jason, Ed, and Aziz in comedy corner; Djimon, Gaspard, Alexander, and Gael in international alley;  Alan and Ryan in cool guy cul de sac. Man. These imaginings just keep getting more and more complicated and unnecessary.

Who is in your imaginary bro-mmunity, and do they have things to talk about???

14 thoughts on “Eavesdropping On Celebrities

  1. Hey, just so you know your link to The Byronic Man is not working, so I can’t get there…
    Your blogs are always funny and a little insane which makes me smile!

    Keep writing with your wit!

  2. seaweed says:

    Can I take your imagination out to dinner? Seems like it’s been working overtime to add laughter into my day and I’d want to do show my appreciation. 🙂
    There’s tiki torches and view of the sunset…

  3. Ha! Yeah, that didn’t go over very well. My bro-mmunity consists of Second Husband/Darren Criss, Leonardo DiCaprio, Daniel Radcliffe, Robert Pattinson, Paul Rudd, Seth Rogan, Jimmy Fallon, Hugh Laurie, Justin Timberlake, Daniel Tosh, Chris Colfer (he could be in my lady-mmunity, too), James Franco, and if you let me keep going I will.

    First, all they talk about is how pretty and sweet and funny I am, until Second Husband can’t take it any more and tells them to check themselves before they wreck themselves. Then, they play video games while all the musically inclined ones sing songs, and Jimmy and Daniel Tosh do impressions. Lastly, I bring snacks and linger, which prompts them to admit that I’m the glue that binds them.

  4. Wow so there really is a bro-mmunity.
    How do you get in? Do you have to have a pass or is there a secret password??
    Maybe if girls got in… (like me) there would be lots to talk about!!!

  5. Ooo! My bro-munnity would include Dj Paulie D from Jersey Shore, David Sedaris, Adam Sandler, Larry David, Kevin Nealon and the Roxbury brothers from SNL.

    I’m pretty sure it would be a good time.

  6. Well, the conversation got further than I thought it might, so, well done, you! I’d like to think maybe after the long pause, Ed Helms says, “Hey, who likes bluegrass music?” And out comes the banjo.

    My community, though, would have to involve Paul Rudd, Simon Pegg & Nick Frost, George Clooney, Bill Murray, Adam Horowitz, David Cross, and 2 guys to be named later.

    Or, since I’m male, am I supposed to think of all women? Because that’d be a verrrrry different list.

    1. Nope. I said bro-mmunity so you had to think of bros. Although I’m sure your dream girl-mmunity would be lovely. And now I’m thinking- who could those other two guys be………??????

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