Yesterday I mentioned the guys I would include in my bro-mmunity if I were a boy. The lucky few are Ryan Gosling, Alexander Skarsgard, Alan Alda, Djimon Hounsou, Gael Garcia Bernal, Gaspard Ulliel, Jason Segel, Ed Helms, and Aziz Ansari. Apparently, TheByronicMan (a guy so nice they named him twice, but no really y’all, his blog is great) had a difficult time imagining what these bros would talk about so I decided to write an imaginary conversation that I imaginary overheard them having.
Ryan Gosling: Hey guys.
Alexander Skarsgard: Hej.
Alan Alda: Hiya!
Djimon Hounsou: (Nods his head subtly yet oh so elegantly in recognition)
Gael Garcia Bernal: Hola!
Gaspard Ulliel: Bonjour.
Jason Segel: Hi guys.
Ed Helms: Hi!
Aziz Ansari: What up playas!?
Ryan, Alexander, Alan, Djimon, Gael, Gaspard, Jason, Ed, Aziz: Ummmmmmm…………
Alright. Fair point ByronicMan. You win this round.
I guess I have to separate my bro-mmunity into subdivisions. Jason, Ed, and Aziz in comedy corner; Djimon, Gaspard, Alexander, and Gael in international alley; Alan and Ryan in cool guy cul de sac. Man. These imaginings just keep getting more and more complicated and unnecessary.
Who is in your imaginary bro-mmunity, and do they have things to talk about???