So, I’m at the grocery store buying gummi-worms and apples (true story) and I’m feeling a little blue (as in sad, not as in Avatar) and I’m waiting in the check out line and there is this little kid waiting in line in front of me with his Mom. He turns around and give me a shy smile so I give him my best happy smile but not too happy because then he might think I’m one of the strangers that rhyme with danger. I guess my happy but not too happy smile was perfect because he lets go of his Mother’s hand, takes a step or two towards me and says “You’re prettier than a pretty pretty princess.”
And THAT is how you compliment a lady. Take note fellas.