So, I Was Just Thinking….

heart shaped pizza
Don't eat me! Love me! (Actually, you can both eat and love me.)

Here are some things I’m thinking about. This prevents you from needing to ask the question “What are you thinking?” and that makes me happy because I hate being asked that question because it’s like “Hey man. If I want you to know what I’m thinking, I’ll tell you. You need to get out my biznas like a Ludacris song.” Anyway, I’m just going to tell you what I’m thinking because I only have so many Ludacris references.

1. Jules from GoGuiltyPleasures won last Friday’s “Guess What?” contest. She won mostly because she was right about how awesome I would look with a bright pink faux hawk. I mean, I’m not going to actually do that to my hair but it would look pretty sweet. Anyway, don’t despair because I’m going to make the “Guess What?” contest a regular feature and the prize will always be a guest spot in my other regular feature “Interviews With Celebrities.” Y’all, I’m like so on the regular. Anyway, look for Jules’ interview next week.

2. Gummi worms and turkey bacon are not a very hearty breakfast, yet that’s what I eat most Saturday mornings. Being a grown-up is pretty awesome.

3. I don’t like when people say “Peace out.” because I think peace should be in and not out.

4. I cried when I saw Armageddon. I just needed to get that off my chest.

5. I think water is delicious. Really.

6. Hakuna Matata really is a wonderful phrase.

7. T-shirts were a great idea.

8. ย Eight.

9. Save the drama for yo mama.

10. I think that if you personified food, you would find that pizza is the happiest of them all. But, I don’t know why you would personify something and then eat it. You’re a cannibal.

Happy Friday y’all!!!

24 thoughts on “So, I Was Just Thinking….

  1. 1- I wonder what’s for dinner
    2- why can’t dogs speak or sign language
    3- what are my dogs thinking
    4- if that person driving in front me wasn’t there would I be closer to my destination?
    5- did GOTC read my comment?

  2. I cried when I saw Armageddon, as well. But I suspect for different reasons.

    I also wanted to cry when I heard someone pronounce it “ar-MEH-gu-DON” and then argue that both pronunciations were legit.

  3. You have no idea how badly I want that damned pizza right now….

    I loved the rest of the post but I can’t think of anything to comment on because the pizza is boring its way into my brain when it should really be boring its way into my belly.

  4. Here is what I have been thinking about:

    1: I HATE when people say coinkadink. I don’t know why.
    2: Why doesn’t McDonalds sell hot dog’s?
    3:Do they bury people with their braces on?
    4:How far east can you go until you start going west?
    5How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?
    6:Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?
    7:If pro and con are opposites, wouldn’t the opposite of progress be congress?
    8:Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?
    9:When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
    10:Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
    11:In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather “macaroni”?
    12:Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
    13:Do they have the word “dictionary” in the dictionary?
    14:If parents say, “Never take candy from strangers” then why do we celebrate Halloween?

    Those are a few things I have thought about this week

  5. 1 – yay Jules ๐Ÿ™‚

    2. – turkey bacon is the bomb. Gummy worms… hrmm. exchange for chocolate covered almonds and I’m there ๐Ÿ™‚ But yes – it is grand to be an adult.

    3. Peace in dude.

    4. Me too – and still do. “Daddy no!” *BAWLS*….

    5.Me too.

    6. So is – I don’t know why you say good-bye, I say hello.

    7. word.

    8. Eight.

    9. No way man – have you met my mama? Drama = slap. I don’t like to be slapped.

    10. Do you see happy faces in objects that “faces” are generally not associated? That is called pareidolia, incase you were wondering.

  6. Every time I go someplace with my son (who is 12) I look at all the other parents and want to say, “You DO notice my kid’s better looking than yours, right?).

    And that’s my random addition for today.

  7. Tee hee. I can’t wait to wow the blogosphere with our interview. I, too, have a lot of thoughts about pizza.

    And you really would rock the faux-hawk.

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