Check-check-check-check it out. I flirted y’all. And not only did I flirt, I flirted successfully. My sudden onset of flirtation domination can only be a result of one of the following…
1. I got stuck in a wormhole.
2. I was possessed by a very sassy ghost.
3. I was possessed by a very sassy ghost while stuck in a wormhole.
4. I was drunk. (P.S. I wasn’t drunk)
5. Cupid punched me in the face and gave me a concussion.
So, what do you think? Where did my sudden skills at flirting come from? I’m open to other suggestions, but for my money, it was probably because of number 3. And I bet you all want me to give you the play-by-play of what happened but I’m keeping mum for now because I’m a lady and prefer not to publicize my romantic conquests on a blog.
Just kidding. I’m totally going to tell you guys what happened. Maybe. Not today but another day that has a “y” in it like “New Year’s Day” (now with a lot more “y”!)