Listen, I’m going to tell you some things people said to me this week but I’m not going to tell you who said it, why, or to what it was referring and you get to guess what we were talking about. Sounds like a fun game right? Sounds just like what your Friday needed? Yeah, I know. I’m a touch clairvoyant. You may be wondering about the prize I’m offering. How about my eternal love and devotion?! Yeah, I can’t promise that. I already promised it to whichever princely suitor could figure out why my evil stepmother keeps poisoning my apples. Just kidding. I don’t have a stepmother. I also don’t have the complexion to pull of the whole snow-white thing. Anyway, whoever guesses what these quotes refer to wins an interview by me to be posted in my weekly Interviews with Celebrities – and if no one is correct I guess I’ll just have to keep interviewing in my imagination. Oh, and I’m going to assign random points to each answer even if it’s wrong- if they make me laugh, you’ll get more points. Maybe. I haven’t really decided yet. It’s pretty arbitrary. Best of luck!
1. “It’s like the worst kind of peekaboo.”
2. “If you don’t use it, you lose it.”
3. ” Whoever said “Third time’s a charm.” is a douche-bag.”
4. “Grammar is one of the most important parts of life.”
5. “Parakeets won’t tell you when you have skin cancer.”
If you can actually guess all of these correctly then you are more than a touch clairvoyant and I would like for you to tell me my future, and also what to invest my money in, and also what haircut I should get.