The title of this post should scare the hell out of you. I’m just sayin.
So, the other night, I was fumbling with the switch to the lamp on my coffee table and I had a thought- “This must be how guys feel when they’re trying to unhook a girl’s bra.”
Which led me to think this- “Poor guys. This is really frustrating.”
Which led me to think this- “Wait. What. The. Hell. Didn’t a guy invent the bra to subjugate women or something?”
Which led me to google “Who invented the brassiere?” And google, as usual had the answer for me, and it turns out it was a woman who invented the corset which led to the bra. So, this one is on us ladies.
Which led me to think this- “Really women? We created something that makes us uncomfortable all day just to annoy a guy for about 15 seconds?”
Which led me to think- “Yeah. We totally did that.”
And then I kept reading about bras and it’s actually a pretty interesting history but then I read this ” [bras are] the most widely accepted method for supporting breasts.”
Which led me to think- “The most widely supported? Is there some type of breast caucus where they discuss the best ways to support your lady lumps? Why am I not invited to that? It seems like I have as much right as any woman to vote on breast support. Also, what are my other options for breast support? I need all the information before I make my decision.”
Which led me to google, “breast caucus” and the results were mainly about breast cancer and one result was about a bake sale, which I found kind of insulting. Apparently the breast caucus where women decide what methods of breast support they prefer is very hush-hush and maybe even imaginary. Also, I’m not sure if a bake sale is involved or not, but if it is, I bet there is a lot of dessert related innuendo going on. But, maybe not, it seems like the breast caucus is serious business. Maybe that’s why I’m not invited- they know I would totally bring boobie cupcakes.
Anyway, that’s what I thought about the other night.