So, I’ve been thinking lately about how everyone loves me and tries to be like me. Sometimes it’s a lot of pressure. To avoid letting people down by having a lapse in awesome, I’ve stockpiled some catch phrases. These are those catch phrases. Prepare for awesome.
Wiggity. This is when someone is acting all crazy-like. When used in a sentence- “Ohhh gurl, you acting wiggity.”
BOOM. I say this after I’ve just dropped a truth bomb on someone. When used in a sentence- “Abraham Lincoln was assassinated. BOOM.” or “These tacos are really good. BOOM.”
Dig your chili. This is what you say when you like someone. When used in a sentence- ” Hey you. I dig your chili.” (Note- not to be used when someone you like is actually serving you chili)
Gossip Girled. This is when despite your best efforts, you get pulled into drama. When used in a sentence- “Aww man, I just got gossip girled by that ho.”
Blurg. This is what you say when things don’t go your way. For example, ” I didn’t get nominated for a Nobel Prize. Blurg.”
E! Channeled. This is what you say when you catch an STD. When used in a sentence- ” I met this guy in Vegas. Needless to say, I got E! channeled.”
Blog Blogged. This is when someone steals one of your blogs/blog ideas. For example, “Some guy started a Boy On The Contrary blog. I can’t believe I got blog blogged. Blurg.”
Going Bollywood. This is when you randomly break into dance to express a strong emotion. For example, “That really hurt my feelings. Give me a minute to go Bollywood.”
So, yeah. That’s me all day baby! Feel free to share your awesome catch phrases. Although, I should warn you, if they are more awesome than mine then I will probably steal them and say they were mine originally. At least that’s what happened with “Da Bomb.” Like I said, it can be a lot of pressure to be a trend-setter. I’ll probably develop some type of addiction soon. Shrugs.