For now, though, I’m pretty much just ridiculous.
It’s SXSW here in Austin and usually I’m not too keen on going downtown during SXSW but I was invited to a clients party and needed to attend, you know, because they pay me. Well, let me tell you something- it was like every incredibly attractive guy in the world was there. But because it was so crowded there was nowhere I could hide. Sheesh. Where is a broom closet when you need it???!! So, I had to like, smile and interact with these attractive guys. And what I mean by “interact” is occasionally bump into them and apologize. It was like throwing someone who is afraid of sharks into the middle of the ocean with a large bag of bloody meat. They were everywhere! I didn’t panic though, at least, not until I got home where I berated myself for losing out on such a stellar blogging opportunity. I mean, I could have had posts for weeks if I had just talked to these painfully attractive guys! What was I thinking??? At least, I did manage to have one pseudo-conversation with a fox. It went something like this….
Him: Do you work with these guys?
Me: Uh yeah. They are a client of mine.
Me: Uh huh.
Him: Great DJ
Me: Yeah, he had me at “No Diggity”.
Me: I have to go.
You’re welcome. Enjoy this while it lasts because as all attractive men as my witness, someday I won’t be ridiculous! But probably, I will still be ridiculous for like, a long time. (Shrugs)