You are never too old for PB&J and a glass of milk. That’s just common sense. BUT- you do have to make some grown-up adjustments. For instance, yesterday I ate a PB&J except instead of peanut butter, I had all-natural almond butter, and instead of jelly, I had orange marmalade. I did have a glass of milk but it was skim milk and also I drank it out of a coffee cup so that if anyone walked by they would think “Wow, coffee. That girl is so grown-up.” Of course, when I made the sandwich, I was singing the Barney peanut butter and jelly song, but that is just standard PB&J making procedure- I wouldn’t know how to make a PB&J sandwich without this song. And then afterward, I started singing the Peanut Butter Jelly Time song. BECAUSE IT WAS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME.
This is how grown-ups eat. Take note children.