Ok. I know that I wrote a post last week about what people Google that leads them to my blog and I had definitely not intended on writing another for a while, but HOLY GUACAMOLE, several people have found this blog via the search term “a lot of junk in his trunks.” Um, color me confused. I can’t think of any post I have written that related to this in any way.
So, I Googled this term myself to see what post the almighty Google thought related and you know what- there were NO results containing my blog, none (at least not on the first 4 pages, I wasn’t going any farther than that.) So, now I’m thinking Google is messing with me. This is some type of prank Google thinks is funny. You know what Google??? It is funny. I got a good laugh out of it- especially because you caused me to then Google “a lot of junk in his trunk” and that is something I never thought I would do. Well played.
But wait, how long has this prank been going on? Are all of my analytics for this blog completely bogus (10 points to me for using the word bogus). Now, I’m questioning everything I ever thought about Google analytics. Is everything a lie? Have the three blog posts I wrote about search terms that lead to this blog been nothing more than misguided and inaccurate????? Has Google gone evil?????
So many questions and question marks. I don’t know what to believe anymore. It’s not funny anymore Google. It’s scary. I’m scared. Has someone or something gotten to you? Are you possessed by something that can only be defeated by Buffy the Vampire Slayer? Should I call Sarah Michelle Gellar? Wait, was the thing that possessed you sent by Sarah Michelle Gellar in order to bring Buffy the Vampire Slayer back? Has a spy from Bing gotten into your ranks? Let me save you Google, I can be your hero- and not just in the Enrique Iglesias kind of way. Was “a lot of junk in his trunks” a cry for help?
Google, if you are in trouble and possessed by something malicious then send me 20,000 views by the end of the week ( why shouldn’t I get something out of this?) If everything is fine and this whole episode was just a glitch or prank then feel free to only send me 10,000 views. Deal? Either way, I’m here for you. I just want you to be ok.