A Lot of Junk In His Trunks.

Ok. I know that I wrote a post last week about what people Google that leads them to my blog and I had definitely  not intended on writing another for a while, but HOLY GUACAMOLE, several people have found this blog via the search term “a lot of junk in his trunks.” Um, color me confused. I can’t think of any post I have written that related to this in any way.

So, I Googled this term myself to see what post the almighty Google thought related and you know what- there were NO results containing my blog, none (at least not on the first 4 pages, I wasn’t going any farther than that.) So, now I’m thinking Google is messing with me. This is some type of prank Google thinks is funny. You know what Google??? It is funny. I got a good laugh out of it- especially because you caused me to then Google “a lot of junk in his trunk” and that is something I never thought I would do. Well played.

But wait, how long has this prank been going on? Are all of my analytics for this blog completely bogus (10 points to me for using the word bogus). Now, I’m questioning everything I ever thought about Google analytics. Is everything a lie? Have the three blog posts I wrote about search terms that lead to this blog been nothing more than misguided and inaccurate????? Has Google gone evil?????

Evil Google

So many questions and question marks. I don’t know what to believe anymore. It’s not funny anymore Google. It’s scary. I’m scared. Has someone or something gotten to you? Are you possessed by something that can only be defeated by Buffy the Vampire Slayer? Should I call Sarah Michelle Gellar? Wait, was the thing that possessed you sent by Sarah Michelle Gellar in order to bring Buffy the Vampire Slayer back? Has a spy from Bing gotten into your ranks? Let me save you Google, I can be your hero- and not just in the Enrique Iglesias kind of way. Was “a lot of junk in his trunks” a cry for help?

Google, if you are in trouble and possessed by something malicious then send me 20,000 views by the end of the week ( why shouldn’t I get something out of this?) If everything is fine and this whole episode was just a glitch or prank then feel free to only send me 10,000 views. Deal? Either way, I’m here for you. I just want you to be ok.

13 thoughts on “A Lot of Junk In His Trunks.

  1. I once tagged a post with “gang bang”. It didn’t have anything to do with my blog, I just wanted to see what kind of traffic it would generate. That was months ago. I still get a few “gang bang” hits every week. I also get some really weird referrers like “imobilereview.com” and “bestwaytogetasixpack.org”. I don’t understand it.

    By the way, your blog is addictive. Every time I read a post I always feel the urge to read more. I noticed that your posts seem to feed off of each other. One is usually somehow related to the last. That’s cool.

  2. marinasleeps says:

    Ha Ha funny … for awhile you could google “ugly women” and get my blog.
    I think Google hit a nerve with me.

  3. Google Analytics is stuck in a time-warp and is actually displaying results from one week in the future. So the clicks you’re getting for “A Lot of Junk In His Trucks” are actually from THIS VERY BLOG POST that, in a predestination paradox, you wouldn’t have posted if you hadn’t had seen the future results… Simple!

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