This Conversation Really Happened. For Shiz.

S is for Shiznit
This is my Mom's Christmas present. For shiz.

Also, no one had been drinking. Be afraid.

Me: Who are you texting?

Sister: You know who I’m texting….

Me: Are you sexting?

Sister: No. Stop it.

Me: Did he send you a picture of his junk?

Sister: Eww. Seriously stop it.

Me: I’m just sayin.

Sister: He did send me a picture of his happy trail….

Me: What! Oh my goodness! For real?

Sister: No. Stupid.

Mom: Stop all this “junk” business.

Me: Do you even know what sexting is?

Mom: Uh! Yes, I hear the tv.

Me: You hear the tv? You don’t watch it? You just hear it?

Mom: Whatever. I know what you’re talking about.

Me: You’re so hip.

Mom: Yes I am. For shizzay….shizzy…sheizzy….SHIZ! For shiz.

Me: Wow. You are off the chain.

Mom: Your Mom is dope yo.

Me: (laughing hysterically)

Sister: (laughing hysterically)

Me: My life is so happy.

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