Mondays Are Jerks.

Mondays are jerks. Mondays are jerks.

Mondays are like the guy who says “You must have a bad case of the Mondays.”

Mondays are like getting pulled over when you are already running late.

Mondays are like standing in line behind the person who orders the last croissant in the bakery when all you stopped in for was a croissant.

Mondays are like spending hours getting ready for a date and then getting stood-up.

Mondays are like the girls who say “You are so brave to not care at all about how you look.”

Mondays are like writing the best blog post ever and getting 1 visit.

Mondays are like getting pink eye.

Mondays are like spilling red wine on your white dress.

Mondays are like paper-cuts.

Mondays are like bad haircuts.

Mondays are like being sent flowers you are allergic to.

Mondays are like burning your fingers making something you didn’t want to eat anyway.

Mondays are like getting a flat tire in the middle of a storm.

Mondays are like the guy who says “I bet you used to be really pretty.”

Mondays are like the people who say things like “Fruit of my loins.”

Mondays are are like doing a swan dive into a kiddie pool.

Mondays are like unwanted guests.

Mondays are like being sick but not quite sick enough to stay home.

Mondays are like repeated humiliations.

Seriously, Mondays are jerks.

What are your Mondays like?

28 thoughts on “Mondays Are Jerks.

  1. jajajaja bueno lo mío va en el cervantino distorsionado de la actualidad 😉 😉 “Mondays are like writing the best blog post ever and getting 1 visit” jajajajajaja Si me habrá pasado… te matás o pensás que te quedó re bien y es el que menos visitan 😉 😉
    Igualmente, no me disgustan los lunes 🙂 🙂

  2. […] Mondays are jerks. Mondays are like the guy who says "You must have a bad case of the Mondays." Mondays are like getting pulled over when you are already running late. Mondays are like standing in line behind the person who orders the last croissant in the bakery when all you stopped in for was a croissant. Mondays are like spending hours getting ready for a date and then getting stood-up. Mondays are like the girls who say "You are so brave to n … Read More […]

  3. I hate Tuesdays more!

    I always seem to get the worst luck during Tuesdays. Everything bad happened to me on a Tuesday.

    Hope your Mondays become more marvelous! 🙂

    1. Thanks! Maybe I will have a good Monday soon and have to blog about how I was wrong about Mondays. Sorry your Tuesdays are the worst, I was born on a Tuesday so I feel like I really can’t hate those days- it would be like slapping my Mom in the face somehow. Thanks for reading!

  4. Mondays are like that person who steals the car park you just waited patiently (or impatiently) for.

    Mondays are like a smoker who asks you why (just this once) you’re eating chocolate for breakfast.

    Mondays are like having your cracker snap in half when you put it in the dip bowl.

    Mondays are like leaving an interview you thought went very well because everyone was smiling – and then realising you’ve had a sesame seed in your teeth the whole time.

    Mondays are like Coriander…

  5. Mondays are like filling you car up with petrol (at a petrol station far from home) and realising you’ve left your purse on your kitchen counter…. this happened to me yesterday and reading your blog today made me feel much better!

  6. Mondays are like dreaming that you’re getting ready for work and not only on time but have time to spare and then only waking up to realize you’re late.

    Mondays are like calling in sick to work and then driving out of state to disneyland (or other amusement park perhaps) only to actually get sick once you’re there.

    Mondays are like that pesky fly that buzzes around your head making you wonder if you really smell that bad and yet you can never kill it because it somehow has constantly dodged you’re flyswatter.

    Mondays are like pea soup. A funny color and texture and when someone says they like it they get a funny look.

  7. I know people who are into Clean Slate Mondays. While I appreciate the idea, I can’t help but think it’s slightly optimistic!

  8. Mondays are like dropped bread with the peanut butter side always hitting the floor.

    Mondays are like work.

    Mondays are like watching Barney DVDs.

    Mondays are like green objects floating in the last bit of OJ.

    Mondays are like OJ being acquitted.

    Mondays are like listening to Barry Manilow songs.

    Mondays are like lima beans.

      1. hippie cahier says:

        Exactly.

        This particular Monday is like liver and onions for breakfast. Ain’t no mistakin’ that. It’s AWFUL.

  9. You know what? It sounds like SOMEBODY has a case of the Mondays!

    (Sorry. I couldn’t resist.)

    Mondays are better than those mornings when you wake up and think, “Thank God it’s Friday. This week has sucked,” and then, as your brain clears, you realize it’s only Wednesday.

  10. My Mondays are like the last day of my holiday when I have something really good planned and then I get sick and have to stay in bed all day!

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