I walked into a pole on Tuesday. It was hard and hurty. I was looking for a friend of mine and walked straight into it. Aside from the obvious physical humor of the moment there was added irony. The pole designated a handicap parking spot. I almost became handicapped by a pole meant to protect the handicapped. This is my life people. Be jealous.
When I am having a hard day at work (and there have definitely been some this week) the only thing I can think of that would make me feel better is cotton candy. As a result, I feel very confident that I will have a mouth full of cavities next dentist appointment. I think I will bill my boss for this. Is there a rehab for cotton candy addicts? I might need a place like that.
Have you ever met someone you instantly disliked? I have heard an awful lot about love at first sight but nothing about hate at first sight. Let me tell you something, it exists. It happened to me. Well not to me, it happened from me to someone else. I felt really guilty about it, because I usually like to give people more of a chance before I curse their existence. Then I got to know this person. Suffice it to say, my intuition hasn’t been wrong yet.
I have always said that if I ever got a tattoo it would be “nobody puts baby in a corner.” in cursive on my right forearm. This week, I didn’t get a tattoo. I did, however, reaffirm my commitment to this theoretical tattoo when I saw this….
Even though the quote isn’t exactly right, I still think this is BRILLIANT.
I want to go on a boat. I don’t have anything clever to say about that. I just want to go on a boat.
HAPPY WEEKEND EVERYBODY!!!!!