I noticed this week that I said “you guys” instead of “y’all” during a group conversation. It was a deeply unsettling realization. Luckily, I will be back in Texas in about a month and am confident that once I eat my first Whataburger my “y’all” will be back in full force. #DontmesswithTexas
Last week I successfully completed a scientific study that DEFINITIVELY proved eating candy during your most boring class makes it significantly less awful to attend. You’re welcome world.
After pulling an all-nighter writing a paper my brain to mouth filter completely disappears. It’s some kind of science thing I think. I should not be allowed to leave my house when this happens because when I do…..this.
Professor: My grandson can eat peanut butter off a spoon.
Me: Yeah but to be fair, so can my dog.
Me: But he doesn’t have opposable thumbs so your grandson is still ahead of him on that one.
And that is the exact moment I failed that class. Learn from my stupid awkward mistakes y’all and don’t speak when your filter is not functional.
For really reals y’all, grad school is kicking my butt a little bit. So welcome to my weekly feature called “Grad School For Real” where I basically just get real about grad school. I realize the title sort of just gives it away.
Pre-grad school: Mosquitos? Isn’t too cold for mosquitos? Weird.
Post-grad school: Why are there mosquitos? It’s too cold for them isn’t it? Isn’t it? I can’t handle this. I don’t understand. WHY? We are all doomed.
Fun fact: I wrote this post instead of working on a research paper. Yay!/Yay?
My Auto-Correct keeps changing the word “look” to “loom”. Why? I don’t know how to weave. Why does my phone think I can weave? Do I secretly know how to weave and my phone knows I can but I somehow don’t? Or does my phone think I need to learn to weave and is being super passive agressive about it?
What is Auto-Correct trying to tell me???
Last night, I overheard a man in line behind me at the grocery store say “I’ll put that ass on blast.” He wasn’t joking. Is this a thing people say seriously?
I can’t stop thinking about this. It’s haunting me. I need to know more.
We are heading to Roots N Blues N BBQ for the weekend. My thought about that is – Yay!