I had another epiphany. You’re probably thinking, “Wait, didn’t she just have an epiphany like two days ago?” The answer is yes. Yes I did. Then, today, I had another. So that makes my epiphany count two for the last week. Impressive, no? Anyway, I was talking about how much I love writing this blog [...]
Archive for the ‘Realizations’ Category
I Just Realized, You Don’t Really Know Me.
Posted in Blogging, Family, Friends, Realizations, tagged blogging, family, friends, Realizations on December 9, 2010 | 25 Comments »
I Hope They Let Me Blog At The Asylum.
Posted in Blogging, Humor, Life, Realizations, tagged blogging, Humor, Life, Realizations on November 15, 2010 | 16 Comments »
I went to Starbucks the other day. I walked in, I stood in line. I noticed that people were sort of smiling at me in an indulgent way- the way you look at a child when they are telling a less than amusing story but you want to encourage them to continue so you just [...]
Killer Birds!!!
Posted in Life, Realizations, tagged alfred hitchcock, birds, comedy, cursed, fear, funny, Humor, Life, Realizations, scared on September 29, 2010 | 11 Comments »
I was just sitting in my fourth floor office, working away like the little worker bee I am when all of the sudden a huge scary face appeared in my window. My heart skipped a beat, I jumped about a mile in the air, and an almost inaudible screech escaped my lips. I was startled [...]
Starving Children Jokes Cross the Line.
Posted in Blogging, Life, Realizations, tagged blogging, crossing the line, Humor, jokes, Life, Realizations on August 26, 2010 | 10 Comments »
Who knew I had a line? Not me. So, I’m writing some posts and just sort of spouting off and not editing myself (not that I ever edit myself because trust me, I don’t). When I read back over what I had just written and it was something along these lines, “maybe, if you read [...]
The Freshly Pressed Roller-Coaster or Irony Sucks
Posted in Blogging, Realizations, tagged blogging, freshly pressed, funny, Humor, Realizations, roller-coaster, Struggles, wordpress, writing on August 19, 2010 | 39 Comments »
Exactly one week ago today, I was Freshly Pressed. I was truly astonished. Completely taken off guard. And above all overjoyed. I felt giddy all day long, I couldn’t believe the number of visits I was getting and I really couldn’t believe the amount of comments. It was a true blogging high. But with every [...]
Totally.
Posted in Random, Realizations, tagged grown-ups, Humor, Life, random, Realizations, speech, totally, valley girl, vocabulary on August 14, 2010 | 11 Comments »
I’m trying very hard not to say the word “totally” anymore. Why? Because I had a rare moment of clarity the other day and realized I sound like the movie Valley Girl. This movie is absolutely wonderfully awful. A classic. And though I may enjoy watching it, I would rather lose my voice permanently than [...]
The Dory Theory
Posted in Life, Realizations, Struggles, tagged blogging, Dory, Finding Nemo, Humor, Killer Whales, Life, Life Theory, Mermaids, Realizations, Sainthood, Sharks, Singing, Songs, Struggles, Swimming on July 31, 2010 | 7 Comments »
I have a theory on life. It’s really brilliant. It’s called the Dory theory. It goes a little something like this- “just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming…” If you didn’t get the Finding Nemo reference then I don’t know why you are reading my blog. You probably don’t belong here if you [...]
I Have A Complicated Relationship With My DVR
Posted in Random, Realizations, tagged clean, comedy, complicated, DVR, Humor, mega piranha, organized, personality issues, recordings, relationships, robots, televisions shows, TV on July 25, 2010 | 3 Comments »
I love DVR. I love being able to record all of my favorite shows and then watch them when I have time. I really really love DVR. I am obsessed, however, with keeping it cleaned out. As soon as a show has been watched it MUST be deleted. I literally feel uncomfortable when my DVR [...]
Immaturity in the Workplace- I Endorse It.
Posted in Life, Realizations, tagged baby bear, defensive, ED, ego, erectile dysfunction, funny, giggle juice, giggles, good mood, happy, immaturity, impotence, keywords, laughter, mama bear, maturity, medical terms, productivity, puma, rules of maturity, thank you, work on July 3, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
One time someone told me I was mature. So, if I understand the rules of maturity, that means I get to refer to myself as mature for the rest of my life, because someone else called me that first so it’s not like an ego thing but now I get to own it. I think [...]
This One Is Dedicated to the Underdog.
Posted in Random, Realizations, tagged boradway musicals, cinderella, crack cocaine, cycle of sorrow, fairy godmother, immortal jellyfish, Jazz hands, least used letter, letter Z, miracle on ice, national iced tea day, no chance, Pizzazz, political propaganda, poopeye, popeye, rudy, sting, underdog on June 10, 2010 | 3 Comments »
We all know about Cinderella, Rudy, and The Miracle on Ice (if you don’t know, this is when the United States defeated communism with hockey). These are all classic tales of the underdog. They had no chance of success or happiness but then they worked really hard, or had a fairy godmother, or were supported on [...]
