I received a spam comment yesterday. And such a spam comment, I have never seen. It was a spam comment on any recommendations I might have to avoid spam comments. Spam to avoid spam!? BOOM. My brain just exploded. And then, because I hadn’t done it in a while, I decided to have a look-see [...]
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I Say Things Drunk People Say.
Posted in Blogging, Humor, Life, Random, tagged blogging, Humor, Life, random on March 24, 2011 | 22 Comments »
I had a revelation last week- I say things that drunk people say, but, well, I’m not drunk. So, that seems weird, no? Was I “born this way” as Lady Gaga would have me believe, or, was this odd habit developed out of awkward and uncomfortable life experiences? We may never know. Except, I want [...]
Up Yours, One-Uppers!
Posted in Discoveries, Humor, Life, Random, tagged aliens, Discoveries, funny, Humor, Life, random on March 8, 2011 | 10 Comments »
You know them. You loathe them. We all do. They are the One-Uppers. They are those that always have a better story, a worse sickness, a better car, a better haircut, a harder work assignment, a sexier lover, a whatever it takes to one-up whatever it is you have. They suck. Not because you suspect [...]
This Really Happens To Me. A lot.
Posted in Declarations, Humor, Life, Random, tagged declarations, Humor, Life, random on January 13, 2011 | 12 Comments »
If you have ever read this blog at all, you know I’m a frequent daydreamer. If this is the first post you’re reading of mine….well, I’m a frequent daydreamer. That seems redundant but I didn’t want anyone to not feel included. (I was imagining how I would feel if it was my first time [...]
A Weird Thing Happened In The Bathroom
Posted in Blogging, Humor, Life, Random, tagged blogging, Humor, Life, random on December 13, 2010 | 33 Comments »
I don’t know why I always end up witnessing bizarre public restroom behavior. Maybe it’s some kind of strange gift. First, it was a man in the women’s restroom and then it was the following incidents… I walked into the restroom and a women was washing her hands. So far, everything is normal. I walked [...]
My Grocery Store Is Haunted.
Posted in Discoveries, Humor, Random, tagged baking, Discoveries, ghosts, Humor, random on November 22, 2010 | 8 Comments »
The following account is completely true. (In my opinion) My company’s Thanksgiving potluck lunch is today. So, I spent yesterday baking pumpkin cupcakes and apple pie. This story is not about that. It’s about what happened when I went to the grocery store to buy all the baking supplies I needed. It was a blistery [...]
Things I Would Do If I Were Stuck In An Elevator
Posted in Attempts at the Extraordinary, Humor, Life, Random, tagged attempts at the extraordinary, Humor, Life, random on November 5, 2010 | 18 Comments »
My company moved offices last week. Our old building had elevators that were covered in mirrors that made you look really fat. They hurt my self-esteem on a daily basis. So, I was pretty excited to see the elevators at the new office were not mirrored. Well, I was excited about them until I got [...]
I Think My Subconscious is Screwing With Me.
Posted in Life, Random, tagged aliens, confused, dreams, funny, high school, Humor, Life, sleeping, subconscious on September 14, 2010 | 6 Comments »
I have been having some very disturbing and bizarre dreams as of late. Which begs the question, is my subconscious trying to tell me something? Because if it is, then I’m not really receiving the message. I had several- let me repeat- several dreams about high school a couple of nights ago. Which I find [...]
That Mango is Fresh
Posted in Blogging, Life, Random, tagged blogging, conversation, friends, funny, Humor, Life, random, stream of consciousness on September 13, 2010 | 15 Comments »
So, it seems that I have developed a bad habit of verbalizing my constant and ever-flowing stream of consciousness into my conversations with people. I’m pretty sure that while sometimes this can be funny mostly it is annoying. Please accept this blog post as an apology (the title of this post should make it clear [...]
Your Office Doesn’t Care About Your Health.
Posted in Blogging, Discoveries, Life, Random, tagged blogging, conspiracy, Discoveries, funny, Humor, Life, mafia, office, random, spiders, work on September 3, 2010 | 14 Comments »
I do care about your health. I want to make sure you know as much as possible about serious diseases such as eye chlamydia. Your office doesn’t want you to know that. They want you to get eye chlamydia. They are probably trying to kill you. Shame on them. How do I know this? Well, [...]
