So, I’m still sticking to my resolution but I haven’t quite finished the books I started reading last week. I was very distracted by Thanksgiving and spent the remaining days in a food induced coma. But, no fear! I read multiple books in past weeks so, I’m still ahead of the game. I will tell [...]
Archive for the ‘Family’ Category
A Year In Books- Postponed
Posted in Blogging, Books, Family, Humor, tagged blogging, books, family, Humor on November 28, 2011 | 17 Comments »
This Is What Family Means Y’all.
Posted in Blogging, Family, Humor, tagged blogging, family, Humor on August 19, 2011 | 28 Comments »
I had another post scheduled for today but then this text message conversation happened with my cousin. This proves how spontaneous and zany I can be- I totally switched up the posts y’all. You can’t even handle my whimsy! Cuz: Haha, ok. I will get it in by then. If I haven’t, remind me? Me: I will [...]
I Wish Kids Were Dumber Than Me
Posted in Family, Humor, Life, tagged family, Humor, kids, Life on August 10, 2011 | 37 Comments »
I recently spent a couple days with my 13 year old cousin who is stunningly gorgeous and annoyingly intelligent as witnessed by the fact that she didn’t want to do even one of the many illegal things I offered her. I mean, how many chances does a 13 year old get to commit grand larceny? [...]
Grammy Is Becoming A Diva.
Posted in Family, Humor, Life, tagged family, Humor, Life on August 5, 2011 | 27 Comments »
Apparently, my Grammy thinks that because I write about her so much she should be allowed to read my blog and have access to the internet. Can you believe that? I mean, sheesh, what is she going to demand next? What she doesn’t seem to realize is that we don’t let her have access to [...]
Proofreading
Posted in Blogging, Family, Humor, writing, tagged blogging, family, Humor, writing on July 26, 2011 | 24 Comments »
As many of you know, I’m writing a book. It’s my first real dedicated effort in completing a book- I’ve written about 3 that didn’t make it to “The End.”, but this one is going the distance people! And I’m really excited. I can’t wait to get home and write and ideas are flowing. (Do [...]
We Don’t Need Medicine For That.
Posted in Blogging, Family, Humor, Love, tagged blogging, family, Humor, Love on July 14, 2011 | 24 Comments »
I worry that you guys might be having a bad day. I worry because I care. So, in order to cheer you up, because I’ve now convinced myself you’re utterly miserable and in definite need of cheer, I thought I would share something my Grammy said a couple weeks ago. Prepare to laugh. Or cringe. [...]
Kick-Ass Grammy
Posted in Blogging, Family, Humor, tagged blogging, family, Humor on June 23, 2011 | 10 Comments »
The following is a real telephone conversation I had with my Grammy last night. Grammy: Sweetheart, I wanted you to know you’re still invited to lunch tomorrow even though your Aunt and Uncle are coming into town. Me: Was I ever not still invited? Grammy: You were always invited. We already had a date. Me: [...]
The Bat Plague Incident
Posted in Family, Humor, Life, tagged family, Humor, Life on June 21, 2011 | 30 Comments »
I was walking out the door on my way to an appointment and talking to my Mom on the phone. When I opened the door, I noticed something fall into my apartment out of the corner of my eye so I leaned down to look closer. IT WAS A BAT! A seemingly dead bat, but [...]
I Think I’m Drowning!
Posted in Family, Humor, Life, tagged family, Humor, Life on June 1, 2011 | 24 Comments »
There are a couple things you need to know before reading this post. 1. My Grammy is not a strong swimmer. 2. This is a Grammy post y’all!!!! Ok. You may continue reading. Go Get Help Grammy: Ok, I’m going to get in the pool. Me: Ok. Sounds good. Grammy: Here I go. Me: Uh-huh. [...]
Do You Hear Those Voices?
Posted in Blogging, Family, Humor, Life, tagged blogging, family, Humor, Life on May 3, 2011 | 8 Comments »
It’s a Grammy post y’all!!!!! I know it’s been a while but after the last Grammy post, my Grammy started asking me how to log on to my “blurg” and how can she read what I write about her on my “bloof”. Needless to say, I needed to put a stop to that line of [...]
