I had lunch with a friend the other day and we were talking about being single. He informed me there are only two kinds of single people. People that are single for a season and people that are single for a reason. Immediately, my mind exploded in a frenzy of worry. Is that true?! Because [...]
Archive for the ‘Declarations’ Category
According To A Guy I Know There Are Only Two Kinds of Single People
Posted in Declarations, Humor, Life, Love, tagged Humor, Life, Love on July 28, 2011 | 87 Comments »
Pick-Up Lines That Would Definitely Work On Me
Posted in Declarations, Flirtation Failure, Humor, Love, relationships, tagged declarations, flirtation failure, Humor, Love, relationships on March 9, 2011 | 24 Comments »
Listen, I don’t know why I think about these things. Although, conversely, I don’t know why I shouldn’t think about these things. The moral of the story is that there is a lot I don’t know. Think about it. Or don’t. I’m not the boss of you. Unless I am…..am I? Whoa. My old roommate [...]
This Really Happens To Me. A lot.
Posted in Declarations, Humor, Life, Random, tagged declarations, Humor, Life, random on January 13, 2011 | 12 Comments »
If you have ever read this blog at all, you know I’m a frequent daydreamer. If this is the first post you’re reading of mine….well, I’m a frequent daydreamer. That seems redundant but I didn’t want anyone to not feel included. (I was imagining how I would feel if it was my first time [...]
Thanks America. At Least I Will Finish My Book.
Posted in Attempts at the Extraordinary, Declarations, Humor, Life, tagged attempts at the extraordinary, declarations, Humor, Life, NaNoWriMo, politics, writing on November 3, 2010 | 14 Comments »
Dear America, You hurt me yesterday. You hurt me real bad. You didn’t kill me but I definitely have a limp today. I’m not mad though. Well, yeah, actually I am mad, but I am channeling my frustration into my NaNoWriMo project. I’m writing a book that I’m pretty sure will make a lot of [...]
Happily Ever After.
Posted in Declarations, Life, Love, tagged avatar, braveheart, chick flicks, Entertainment, happily ever after, Life, Love, Mel Gibson, movies, philippa gregory, star wars, the godfather, the other boleyn girl on September 9, 2010 | 16 Comments »
You know why I like movies with happy endings? Because, I fully recognize that in reality those things rarely if ever happen at all, so I like to have a little happily ever after in my fiction. The reason I bring this up is because lately it seems like there is a stigma surrounding these [...]
My Own Special Brand of Crazy.
Posted in Declarations, Life, Love, tagged crazy, declarations, family, funny, Humor, insane, Life, Love, puberty, titanic on September 1, 2010 | 17 Comments »
There is a year of my life that lives in infamy within my family. They merely mention the age of 12 or 7th grade and everyone bursts into fits of laughter. Because during that year I was insane. Not like a typical kind of insane that you can seek treatment at a facility for- I [...]
Pet Peeve Day
Posted in Blogging, Declarations, Life, tagged blogging, declarations, e-books, e-readers, finger-nail clipping, getting lost, Humor, Life, one-uppers, pet peeves, talking in third person on July 28, 2010 | 12 Comments »
It’s time for my monthly pet peeve day. Actually- this is my first pet peeve post so….I’m starting a monthly pet peeve day! Yay for me! My imaginary therapist and I think it would be a really healthy thing to get all the things that bother me out in the open. Please feel free to [...]
I Want To Go To There
Posted in Declarations, tagged adventure cravings, albuquerque balloon fiesta, baja Mexico, harry potter amusement park, Iceland, Morocco, travel, travel memoir, whale watching on July 17, 2010 | 2 Comments »
Harry Potter Amusement Park. Albuquerque Balloon Fiesta. Whale Watching Baja Mexico. Iceland. Morocco. I’m craving travel and adventure today ( side note- I’m also craving pizza). All of these places are next on my list of travel plans. I’m not sure when I’ll go, but you can be sure that when I do, I will [...]
