Y’all, I had no fewer than 5 phone calls for Tom yesterday. 5. But one interested me more than the others. Mostly because it completely 100% verifies my theory that Tom is a spy.
Fact: The number was listed as “unknown”.
Fact: The woman began the call by saying “This call is being recorded.”
Fact: When I told her there was no “Tom” at this number she replied by asking for “Thomas”. Clearly, this is his alias.
Fact: She reminded me when she was hanging up that the call was probably being recorded.
There is no other reasonable conclusion for me to come to except that Tom is absolutely positively a spy. And just for the record (because I’m sure secret agents are reading this blog right now) I AM NOT TOM AND I DO NOT WANT ANY PART OF THESE SPY SHENANIGANS. Which is exactly what Tom would say if he was me, which he isn’t because I’m me and not Tom. Just for the record.