This is a for real phone call I got from my Grammy. As always, please don’t tell her I’m blogging about her or we are all screwed. No joke.
Grammy: Where is Serbia?
Me: In between Croatia and Romania.
Grammy: Well, our Men’s Water Polo team just lost to Serbia in the Olympics.
Me: Oh. Ok.
Grammy: I was trying to find Serbia on my globe because I don’t want to lose to a team whose country I can’t find on a globe.
Me: If you can find Romania and Croatia, you’ll find Serbia.
Grammy: Well, we got this globe from Wal-Mart so it might be missing some countries. Anyway, I’m going to try and find Serbia again. Loveyoubye!
And then she hung up.
Spoiler alert: I’m getting Grammy a new globe for her birthday.