Title: A.C. Slater’s Strange Addiction
Synopsis: Something strange is going on with Slater. He and Jessie are having relationship problems, but Jessie can’t figure out why. Slater is becoming more and more demanding of Jessie, he asks her to dye her hair red, wear caked on make-up, and he insists she start making more jokes. Jessie can’t figure out what’s going on with Slater, so she searches his internet history and finds something shocking. Clown porn. Lots and lots of clown porn.
Jessie asks the gang to meet her at The Max and tells them about Slater’s clown porn addiction through her tears. Zack refuses to believe it- no friend of his would have such a strange addiction, and he severely reprimands Jessie for violating Slater’s privacy. Later, Zack goes over to Slater’s house to listen to some sweet jams, and finds something shocking- Slater, asleep in bed, covered in clown make-up and wearing a red wig. Finally, Zack has to accept that Slater has a clown porn addiction. Zack apologizes to Jessie and together, they plan an intervention.
At Slater’s intervention, Slater denies he has a problem. Will he ever get the help he needs? Will Slater and Jessie find a way to make their relationship work?
Spoiler: Slater is forced to acknowledge he has a problem when Jessie confronts him in a full clown costume. Slater agrees to seek help. Jessie and Slater rebuild their relationship. Zack and Slater high-five. Everyone orders milkshakes.
Favorite episode quotes: ”Slater, everyone enjoys clown porn every once in a while, but you’re addicted! I should know, remember the caffeine pills?”
How about doing this as a radio play? Just IMAGINE the foley work that would need to happen.
Omigoshyes. Please do that.
Interesting….I might just have to do that….
My uncle was also a clown once…so was my cousin…I just realized what they were REALLY up to…
You need to get this financed and get this on T.V. right now. Kelly killing the cheerleader and then Slater and clown porn? This is like a super amazing BOOM soap opera but with a good plot and no mild cardial infarksions.
Thank you! I would LOVE to get this financed and on TV, oddly though, no one wants to give me all their money.
Le Wow…
Slater wants to Jessie to honk his big red……..nose.
Yep. You got it.
Haha. Thanks for a rad post.
Anytime.
The best part about this as I am reading is I have a complete visual running through my head of the sence playing out, holy hell, too funny!
Thanks! I’m glad you like it!
I have had some wp glitches so am a bit behind -will catch up soon I hope!
“Be a clown, be a clown,
All the world loves a clown.”
-Cole Porter, in a 1948 musical called “The Pirate”. Apparently Judy Garland and Gene Kelly were in it. or so I hear.
Man, your quotes just keep getting better and better.
I dated a clown once. For real.
I would love to hear about that.
Keep ‘em coming!! I’m addicted.
You got it!