So, I’m planning my wedding and I’ve discovered something- weddings are hilarious. Weddings are so hilarious, in fact, that this is going to be a regular weekly post. Seriously y’all, weddings are that hilarious. Take for instance planning how I want to look the day of. Yeah, that’s a thing you plan. Not just what dazzling dress you’re going to wear but how your face will look, that’s like an important decision. For me, it’s between a “dewy” look or a “glowy” look. I mentioned this to Captain Thoughtful and then we had this conversaion.
Me: I’m can’t decide if I want to look dewy or glowy.
CT: You’re saying words that I know are English but they mean nothing to me.
Me: Do I want to look sort of natural like a wood nymph or look glowy like a goddess?
CT: Yeah, I have no idea what you’re talking about.
Me: Dewy or glowy. For my face. At the wedding.
CT: I don’t even know what “dewy” and “glowy” mean. I’m not even convinced that those are things you can look like.
Me: All these magazines are telling me it’s important to choose my faces look.
CT: Is happy an option?
Me: Happy is implied. I have to choose between dewy, glowy, retro, modern, or dramatic.
CT: This is a conversation we’re having right now. I just want you to think about that.
Me: Huh. Weddings are kind of hilarious.