Do NOT make Walter mad y’all. He might throw glitter in your face. Poisonous glitter..that’s also a bomb.
You know that thing where you’re having a really happy day and then something or someone tries to poop all over it? Well, I won’t stand for it anymore. Not on my happy day metaphorical rain clouds! I rebuke thee! I will no longer let things that are inconsequential in the long-run bring me down. I will punch those inconsequential things right in the face with my sass and optimism. My happy will crush it with sunshine and unicorns. So there.
In unrelated news, if I were to own a real-life unicorn, I would name it Walter.
Happy Friday Y’all.
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Such a short, sweet, comical post…yet profound. You never cease to amaze me GoTC. And giggles…we can’t forget how you give me the giggles.
You’re the best! You have no idea how much that comment means to me!
Absolutely LOVE this!!!
Walter’s so pretty…but don’t be deceived by this evil hoof-ed one!
He’s not evil. I’m like 90% sure of it.
Dear Walter,
Please do not get on Buffy’s bad side. We love you and don’t want to see anything bad happen…
Just wanted to let you know that I nominated you for The Versatile Blogger award. See my most recent post for the next steps.
Thank you so much!
You’re welcome. This is a very interesting opportunity to see which blogs other people are into.
According to Demitri Martin, glitter is the herpes of craft supplies, so Walter’s enemies best watch out!
Totally. Walter isn’t messing around.
Walter! Perfect. He will definitely glitter bomb those ninnies. If I had a unicorn, its name would be…well, should I stick to TV character names like I did with my dog (Uncle Jesse)? If so, Buffy.
Buffy would be one kick-ass unicorn.
As I recall, Harmony Kendall was rather fond of unicorns. I refer to her evil speech in “Real Me”, from season five. “Okay, hi. First of all, I wanna thank everybody for a really successful raid on the magic shop last night. Good job, minions! Yes, you deserve it. Secondly, somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest little unicorn!” -Harmony
I hope I’m no Harmony.
Buffy would be the kick-assiest of all the unicorns. This is mostly because fictional character’s level of power projected in real life is directly proportional to my level of enthusiasm concerning said fictional character. Therefore, if you name a newly created real being after a fictional character that I really like… that new being willy extra kick-assy. I’m just sayn’…
I could not possibly agree more with this logic.
Kill them with HAPPINESS – they will either RUN the other direction or just possibly JOIN in! I had someone comment that are you always this flipping cheery in the mornings – ha! Have a Great Weekend:)
I’m all about the happy! Take that blog comment as a compliment.
I hope you have a great weekend too!
I have no smart ass comments to make. This is just brilliant!
Thanks!
Walter – good name for a unicorn…
Thank you! I certainly think so.
Walter? I love it!
Thanks!