Is she a superhero or a cult member? Who can say for sure?
Jules from GoGuiltyPleasures.com is the bee’s knees y’all. She sent me two slap bracelets for my birthday/as an act of consummation of our blogging friendship. When I received the envelope with the slap bracelets in them, I was delighted. Mostly because it had awesome stickers on it. Jules really gets me.
When I opened the envelope not only had Jules sent me TWO slap bracelets, she had also hand-written me a note because she has an appreciation for the written word. Especially when the word is written on hot pink paper. But, before I even read the hot pink note, I slapped the two hot pink slap bracelets on my wrists. Immediately, I was filled with a sense of belonging and power. I think those feelings mean that upon putting on those slap bracelets, I either became a super-hero or I joined a cult led by Jules. Frankly, I hope it’s the latter because being a super-hero would involve a lot of pressure and being a part of Jules’ cult would probably just involve drinking and dressing animals up like other animals.
Of course, then I read the hot pink letter where Jules clearly states that one of the slap bracelets was meant for Captain Thoughtful. Ummm…no. C’mon Jules, you know me better than that. I’m keeping them both. Captain Thoughtful totally understands. I mean, at least it seemed like that’s what he said through his tears.
THANK YOU JULES!!!! I can’t wait for our first cult meeting/happy hour!
How did I SO know, before I even read further, that not only were both of those bracelets getting slapped on your wrists but that one was intended for Captain Thoughtful–AND he wasn’t getting it off your wrist?
I want to exchange cult-membership paraphernalia….
Wonder Woman! (can you hear the theme song in your head too, or is that just me?)
Ping! Ping!
That’s you using your slap bracelets to deflect bullets.
I’m so jealous I didn’t think about using my slap bracelets to deflect bullets…will you be on my super hero team? I would be lost without you.
Yes. Yes, I will.
This really made me LOL, but your blogs ALWAYS do! I’ve been reading you for a while, and just now learned how to ‘follow’ (professionally/publicly stalk) you on this WordPress thing. You have also persuaded me (without having to do anything at all, really) to start my own blog, which sucks compared to yours. I have a few posts, they’re pretty mediocre, but it makes me feel special and funny.
just wanted to say thank you for providing me with semi-daily giggles. You rock. And I am now going to purchace a slap bracelet. Just sayin’.
Thank you so much! Your comment means so much to me! I’m very lucky to have followers/stalkers like you!
Have an AWESOME Weekend:)
I plan on it. You too!
The thought of the two of you not only in the same room, but in the same bar…I suddenly want to be sober so I don’t mess up the video camera.
Good thinking.
Yesss. The best thing about this is that you understood the cult membership implication, without my having to spell it out. (It was the stickers, wasn’t it?)
Poor Captain Thoughtful. I will just have to get him drunk instead.
I LOVE your Warhol/slap bracelet picture! I’m penciling, nay, chiseling in our first cult meeting, I mean, happy hour date.
It was totally the stickers. I can’t wait for our happy hour day/first cult meeting!!!
“Just once I would like to run into a cult of bunny worshippers.” “Great! Thank you very much for those nightmares.” -Xander and Anya.
Ha! I always thought Anya’s fear of bunnies was hilarious.
Jules is awesome! I was excited when I got her slap bracelet, and I was impressed when I got the note with it.
Rock those bracelets!
Oh, those bracelets will be rocked. They will be rocked, indeed.
Someone say cult happy hour? I’ll bring the kook-aid. Knowing Jules, she’ll bring the vodka.
Exactly.