Y’all, ever since I started posting regularly about the spam I get in my comments, I’ve stopped getting spam in my comments. Well, at least I stopped getting comment spam in English, I have continued to receive quite a bit in Cyrillic but it’s just not as funny. Finally, finally, I received a comment yesterday that was post-worthy.
“Thank you for this posting. You surely grease the shafts of knowledge with your information.”
Y’all! Did you know the shafts of knowledge were rusty? I sure didn’t. We need to remedy this immediately. No wonder there are lots of bad things happening and problems we can’t solve- our knowledge shafts are rusty. How can we expect to get anything done with rusty knowledge shafts? Shouldn’t the rusty knowledge shafts alarm be going off somewhere in like a secret government facility of something? Why isn’t everyone freaking out?!
I mean, my blog posts can’t be the only thing greasing the shafts of knowledge. Y’all, it’s a really big problem and as awesome as I am, I can’t possibly be expected to fix it myself. This is beyond my considerable powers. Luckily for the world, I have a three-part plan. (All the best plans are three part)
1. Everyone should make a point to recite all the facts they know about everything all day.
2. Everyone should get paid to read books for at least 20 hours a week so they can learn more.
3. Repeat parts 1 and 2 until the shaft of knowledge is good and greased up and then all the world’s problems will be solved.