Do you ever wonder how many people owe you Coca-Cola’s? (registered trademark) Because you know how you say “Jinx! You owe me a coke.” when you say the same thing at the same time as someone else but do you ever really collect on those cokes? I feel like people owe me some Coca-Cola.
Do you ever wonder how much money has been thrown into wishing wells? I bet it’s a lot.
Do you ever wonder how other people see you? Because I pretty much turn everyone I’ve ever known into a SNL character.
Do you ever wonder what would happen if wishes you made as a child came true? Because if they did, I would have a really weird life excavating ancient sites as an archeologist while simultaneously winning best actress Oscars and ruling over Narnia as a fair and beloved Queen.
Do you ever wonder if there is someone on the other side of the mirror? Because hour-long television dramas would have us believe there is. Really makes you think twice about picking your nose in front of a mirror.
Do you ever wonder if math is real? I do.
Do you ever wonder if maybe Superman would be kind of condescending in real life? I bet he would be. I mean, good on him for being a hero and saving the world and all but he probably looks down on us. You’re no better than me Superman, you’re just an alien with something to prove.
Do you ever wonder if people have tried to put a curse on you? Boy, I know I sure do.
I don’t know, just some things I’ve been thinking about. What do you wonder?